January 2012
571 posts
#whenever i hear a new fall out boy song i just...
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
“This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you’re going to mess up...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via theskeletonofme)
h0esbag:
Just Friends; Musiq Soulchild
“I wish, as well as everybody else, to be perfectly happy; but, like everybody...”
– Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility (via michellesmith)
“Being a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices is hard. But if it’s...”
– Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother He’s the right person. (via katrynzerina)
nanna-risms asked: I love YOU like a mango. :3
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts...”
– Bridget Jones (via isummonedyouhere)
